Job Interview Number Three

This is a marginally fraudulent entry, but hey, a little bit of poetic license never hurt anyone. The Job Interview series, which features Job Interview Number One and Job Interview Number Two, was just too short in length, and too long on failure, and so Job Interview Number Three was born.
I didn't really have a job interview, but I do have part time work back at Fat Beehive, so therefore this entry is loosely included in the Job Interview series.
I was also trying to think of a way to extend the Blind Date series, which currently only features Blind Date Number One. Obviously, going on another blind date would do that, but that's a bit of an effort to arrange, so I was considering eating a date while wearing a blindfold, and that would be 'Blind Date Eating'. I could miss off the 'eating' part, and then it would make it in to the series.
Tom wrote a blog entry last week, and ended it with 'What do you think?'. This resulted in several comments from interested readers. The only topic of conversation on this blog to receive heated debate was Eamon Vs Frankee, which is an indication of the state of the nation, as they say.

To this end, I ask - 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

What do YOU think?